朋友圈秋天的搞笑句子大全(秋天拍照发朋友圈)

1.
“Autumn
is
the
season
where
leaves
fall
and
so
does
my
interest
in
adulting. ”
【笑话】

2.
“I
wish
that
my
fall
wardrobe
could
just
consist
of
hoodies
and
yoga
pants. ”
【插科打诨】

3.
“Why
did
the
scarecrow
win
an
award?
Because
he
was
outstanding
in
his
field!”
【冷笑话】

4.
“Autumn
is
like
a
second
spring
where
every
leaf
is
a
flower,
but
also
a
potential
slip
and
fall
hazard. ”
【幽默】

5.
“What
do
you
call
a
pumpkin
at
midnight?
A
squashes!”
【冷笑话】

6.
“I
love
fall
so
much,
I
could
just
fall
asleep. ”
【搞笑发言】

7.
“Why
did
the
trees
break
up?
It
was
time
to
leaf
each
other!”
【幽默笑话】

8.
“I’m
so
glad
my
fall
plans
involve
more
pumpkin
spice
than
actual
plans. ”
【插科打诨】

9.
“Autumn
is
the
time
where
the
air
gets
crisp
and
my
allergies
get
worse. ”
【真实感叹】

10.
“As
much
as
I
love
fall,
I
wouldn't
mind
if
winter
just
fell
off
the
calendar. ”
【冷幽默】

11.
“Why
do
vampires
love
fall?
Because
it's
coffin
season!”
【幽默笑话】

1
2.
“I
can't
wait
to
fall
into
a
pile
of
leaves
and
regret
my
life
choices. ”
【插科打诨】

1
3.
“Autumn
is
the
perfect
excuse
to
drink
hot
chocolate
and
avoid
responsibilities. ”
【搞笑发言】

1
4.
“Why
did
the
apple
pie
go
to
school?
To
get
a
degree
in
crust-taceans!”
【冷笑话】

1
5.
“My
favorite
part
of
autumn
is
seeing
my
summer
body
turn
into
a
Halloween
body. ”
【搞笑发言】

1
6.
“Why
did
the
turkey
cross
the
road?
To
prove
he
wasn’t
chicken!”
【搞笑笑话】

1
7.
“Autumn
is
the
season
where
you
can
enjoy
a
hot
beverage
without
judgment. ”
【真实感叹】

1
8.
“I'm
so
excited
for
Halloween,
I
already
have
my
'eating
candy
in
bed'
costume
picked
out. ”
【插科打诨】

1
9.
“Why
do
pumpkins
never
quarrel?
Because
they
have
no
guts!”
【冷笑话】

20.
“I
love
the
smell
of
autumn,
it
smells
like
magic,
and
also
like
a
bunch
of
dead
leaves. ”
【真实感叹】