愚人笑话句子温柔短句英文

1.
Love
is
not
a
battle,
it's
a
journey 
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2.
A
smile
can
change
someone's
day
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3.
Kindness
is
the
language
of
the
heart
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4.
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!
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5.
The
heart
always
knows
what
it
wants
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6.
I'm
reading
a
book
on
the
history
of
glue.
I
just
can't
seem
to
put
it
down.
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7.
The
greatest
gift
you
can
give
someone
is
your
time
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8.
Why
did
the
banana
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
wasn't
peeling
well!
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9.
Every
sunset
brings
the
promise
of
a
new
dawn
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10.
I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised. 【愚人笑话句子】

11.
A
kind
word
can
bring
sunshine
into
someone's
rainy
day
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1
2.
I'm
reading
a
book
about
antigravity.
It's
impossible
to
put
down.
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1
3.
Love
is
the
strongest
bond
of
all
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1
4.
Why
did
the
hipster
burn
his
tongue?
He
drank
his
coffee
before
it
was
cool.
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1
5.
A
gentle
touch
can
convey
more
than
a
thousand
words
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1
6.
Why
did
the
golfer
wear
two
pairs
of
pants?
In
case
he
got
a
hole
in
one!
【愚人笑话句子】

1
7.
Compassion
is
the
antidote
to
hatred
【温柔短句英文】

1
8.
What
do
you
call
fake
spaghetti?
An
impasta.
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1
9.
Love
is
the
most
beautiful
thing
in
the
world
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20.
I
was
wondering
why
the
ball
was
getting
bigger,
then
it
hit
me.
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