猫咪温柔语录搞笑句子英文(搞笑女如何秒变温柔语录)

1.
"I
may
be
small,
but
my
meows
are
mighty!"
【#CatsAreBossy】

2.
"If
it
fits,
I
sits. . .
unless
there's
a
nicer
box
nearby. "
【#BoxObsessed】

3.
"I
didn't
do
it.
It
was
the
dog.
I
swear!"
【#BlameTheDog】

4.
"I
don't
always
scratch
the
furniture,
but
when
I
do,
I
make
sure
I'm
looking
right
at
my
human. "
【#AssertDominance】

5.
"I
could
ignore
you,
but
where's
the
fun
in
that?"
【#SelectiveAttention】

6.
"I'm
not
demanding.
I'm
just
persistent. "
【#MeowMeansNow】

7.
"I'm
not
fat,
I'm
just
big-boned. . .
and
fluffy. . .
and
adorable. "
【#CurvyCat】

8.
"I'm
not
high-maintenance.
I
just
have
standards. "
【#FussyFeline】

9.
"I'm
not
lazy.
I'm
conserving
my
energy
for
when
I
really
need
it. "
【#EfficientCats】

10.
"I'm
not
spoiled.
My
humans
just
know
how
to
treat
me
right. "
【#SpoiledRotten】

11.
"I'm
not
stalking
you.
I'm
just
making
sure
you're
not
up
to
anything
suspicious. "
【#SpyCat】

1
2.
"I'm
not
talking
to
myself.
I'm
just
practicing
my
purr. "
【#SelfImprovement】

1
3.
"I'm
not
yawning
because
I'm
bored.
I'm
just
preparing
to
pounce. "
【#OnTheHunt】

1
4.
"I've
never
met
a
sunbeam
I
didn't
like. "
【#SunshineAddict】

1
5.
"Let's
just
say
I
have
a
healthy
interest
in
the
whereabouts
of
all
the
treats
in
the
house. "
【#SnackObsessed】

1
6.
"My
favorite
hobbies
include
napping,
eating,
and
being
gloriously
lazy. "
【#LazyButHappy】

1
7.
"My
humans
always
act
like
I'm
interrupting
something
important
whenever
I
try
to
get
their
attention.
It's
almost
like
they
don't
understand
I
am
the
most
important
thing
in
the
room. "
【#AttentionSeeking】

1
8.
"Why
use
a
scratching
post
when
you
can
use
your
human's
furniture?"
【#RebelCat】

1
9.
"You
can
pet
me,
but
only
if
you
do
it
for
at
least
15
minutes
straight. "
【#PetMeNow】

20.
"Your
lap
is
my
throne.
And
I
rule
it
with
an
iron
paw. "
【#RoyalFeline】