爱情公寓的雷人句子英文

1.
"Don't
be
eyes
by
dogs!"
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2.
"You
are
my
sultana,
my
love
lamb,
my
little
rosebud!"
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3.
"If
you're
not
scared,
I'll
scare
the
sh*t
out
of
you!"
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4.
"Why
are
you
spraying
perfume
on
your
shoes?
Do
you
have
a
foot
fetish?"
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5.
"I
feel
like
I've
found
the
missing
piece
in
my
heart.
Wait,
no,
that's
just
indigestion. "
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6.
"My
love
for
you
is
like
diarrhea,
I
just
can't
hold
it
in. "
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7.
"You
are
the
egg
to
my
fried
rice,
the
cheese
to
my
pizza,
the
spam
to
my
musubi!"
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8.
"My
love
is
like
a
tissue,
I'll
be
there
to
wipe
your
tears
away. "
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9.
"Your
love
is
like
a
booger,
I
just
can't
seem
to
pick
it
out
of
my
nose. "
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10.
"I
don't
need
to
write
you
love
letters,
I'll
just
send
you
pictures
of
my
food
instead. "
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11.
"If
you
were
a
Pokemon,
you'd
be
a
Snorlax
because
you're
always
sleeping. "
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1
2.
"They
say
love
is
blind,
but
I
think
it's
just
really
hard
to
find
your
glasses
in
the
morning. "
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1
3.
"I'll
love
you
until
the
cows
come
home.
And
when
they
do,
we'll
make
cheese
together. "
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1
4.
"You
are
the
yin
to
my
yang,
the
peanut
butter
to
my
jelly,
the
noodle
to
my
chopsticks. "
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1
5.
"Romeo
and
Juliet
had
nothing
on
us.
Except
for
maybe
the
tragic
ending. "
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1
6.
"I
promise
to
love
you
for
all
eternity.
Which
may
or
may
not
be
longer
than
my
attention
span. "
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1
7.
"You
are
the
icing
on
my
cupcake,
the
marshmallow
on
my
s'more,
the
gravy
on
my
mashed
potatoes. "
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1
8.
"I'll
love
you
just
like
I
love
my
toilet
paper
-
strong,
dependable,
and
always
by
my
side. "
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1
9.
"You
are
the
cheese
to
my
macaroni,
the
ketchup
to
my
fries,
the
ranch
to
my
pizza. "
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20.
"I'll
love
you
more
than
my
phone,
my
Netflix
account,
and
my
beloved
dumplings.
Maybe. "
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