自己朋友圈发的好句子搞笑(自己发的朋友圈怎么删除)

1.
“I
woke
up
like
this,
but
I
still
hit
snooze
5
times!”】

2.
“My
brain
has
too
many
tabs
open,
and
I
can’t
find
the
one
labeled
‘motivation’. ”】

3.
“I’m
not
arguing,
I’m
just
explaining
why
I’m
right. ”】

4.
“I’m
not
lazy,
I’m
just
conserving
energy. ”】

5.
“I’m
so
indecisive,
I
can’t
even
decide
if
I’m
indecisive
or
not. ”】

6.
“Do
not
disturb,
unless
it’s
to
feed
me
or
ask
if
I
need
a
nap. ”】

7.
“I’m
not
procrastinating,
I’m
just
prioritizing
taking
naps. ”】

8.
“I
don’t
always
have
a
witty
status
update,
but
when
I
do,
it’s
already
been
thought
of
by
someone
else. ”】

9.
“I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
my
bed.
We
fight
over
who
gets
to
be
on
top. ”】

10.
“I’m
not
short,
I’m
fun-sized. ”】

11.
“I’m
not
messy,
I’m
just
creatively
organized. ”】

1
2.
“I’m
not
forgetful,
I’m
just
selective
about
what
I
remember. ”】

1
3.
“I’m
not
clumsy,
I’m
just
pathetically
graceful. ”】

1
4.
“I’m
not
a
morning
person,
I’m
a
‘give
me
coffee
and
nobody
gets
hurt’
person. ”】

1
5.
“I’m
not
boring,
I’m
just
not
Instagram-worthy. ”】

1
6.
“I’m
not
old,
I’m
just
chronologically
challenged. ”】

1
7.
“I’m
not
addicted
to
my
phone,
I’m
in
a
committed
relationship
with
it. ”】

1
8.
“I’m
not
always
late,
I
just
like
to
make
an
entrance. ”】

1
9.
“I’m
not
crazy,
I’m
just
‘special’. ”】

20.
“I’m
not
single,
I’m
in
a
long-term
relationship
with
freedom. ”】