圣诞笑话句子温柔短句英语

1.
"Do
you
know
why
Santa
Claus
goes
down
the
chimney?"
"No,
why?"
"Because
it
soot
him!"】

2.
"Why
did
Santa's
helper
see
the
doctor?"
"Because
he
had
a
low
"elf-esteem!"】

3.
"Why
did
the
snowman
refuse
to
eat
the
carrot?"
"Because
he
was
already
stuffed!"】

4.
"What
do
you
get
when
you
cross
a
snowman
and
a
shark?"
"Frostbite!"】

5.
"Why
did
the
Christmas
tree
go
to
the
barber?"
"To
get
tinsel
in
its
hair!"】

6.
"Why
is
Santa
always
so
jolly?"
"Because
he
knows
where
all
the
naughty
girls
live!"】

7.
"Why
did
the
gingerbread
man
go
to
the
doctor?"
"Because
he
felt
crumby!"】

8.
"What
do
you
call
an
elf
who
sings?"
"A
wrapper!"】

9.
"Why
did
the
ornament
go
to
the
psychiatrist?"
"Because
it
was
feeling
round!"】

10.
"Why
did
the
Grinch
rob
the
liquor
store?"
"He
was
in
the
holiday
spirits!"】

11.
"Why
did
Santa
bring
a
ladder
to
the
Christmas
party?"
"Because
he
wanted
to
go
up
and
Elf
himself!"】

1
2.
"Why
did
the
Christmas
lights
go
out?"
"Because
they
were
tired
of
being
strung
along!"】

1
3.
"What
did
one
Christmas
tree
say
to
the
other?"
"I'm
evergreen
with
envy!"】

1
4.
"Why
did
the
reindeer
go
to
the
barbershop?"
"To
get
his
antlers
trimmed!"】

1
5.
"Why
did
Santa
make
his
elves
wear
belts?"
"Because
they
made
too
many
buckles!"】

1
6.
"What
do
you
call
a
snowman
with
a
six-pack?"
"An
abdominal
snowman!"】

1
7.
"Why
did
Frosty
the
Snowman
want
a
divorce?"
"Because
his
wife
was
a
flake!"】

1
8.
"What
do
you
get
when
you
cross
a
Christmas
tree
and
an
iPad?"
"A
pineapple!"】

1
9.
"Why
did
Santa's
sleigh
break
down?"
"Because
it
had
too
many
Santa
Clauses!"】

20.
"Why
did
Santa
play
music
in
his
sleigh?"
"Because
he
wanted
to
Jingle
all
the
way!"】