晚餐发朋友圈的句子幽默(晚餐发朋友圈怎么发)

1.
"Just
had
the
fanciest
dinner
of
my
life. . .
at
the
McDonald's
drive-thru. "
#JustKidding
#WeCantAffordAnythingElseNowadays 【#JustKidding
#WeCantAffordAnythingElseNowadays】

2.
"I
may
have
just
eaten
an
entire
pizza
for
dinner,
but
at
least
I
stuck
to
my
one-a-day
vegetable
rule. . .
the
pizza
had
tomato
sauce. "
#HealthyChoices
【#HealthyChoices】

3.
"I
finally
understand
why
people
say
breakfast
is
the
most
important
meal
of
the
day. . .
because
if
I
skip
it,
I'm
starving
by
the
time
dinner
rolls
around. "
#HangrinessIsReal
【#HangrinessIsReal】

4.
"Took
my
taste
buds
on
a
world
tour
for
dinner
tonight. . .
from
the
fridge
to
the
pantry. "
#GourmetGoddess
【#GourmetGoddess】

5.
"Just
had
the
most
romantic
dinner
with
myself. . .
three
courses
of
ice
cream. "
#TreatingMyselfRight
【#TreatingMyselfRight】

6.
"If
I
had
to
choose
between
my
dinner
and
my
soulmate,
I'd
choose. . .
the
food.
Sorry
not
sorry. "
#FoodieForLife
【#FoodieForLife】

7.
"In
bed
by
9
pm
after
a
nice,
quiet
dinner
at
home. . .
what
have
I
become?"
#GrandmaStatus
【#GrandmaStatus】

8.
"I
see
your
fancy
dinner
party
and
raise
you. . .
leftovers
on
the
couch
in
my
pajamas. "
#LivinTheDream
【#LivinTheDream】

9.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
ready
for
a
commitment,
but
I
did
just
order
a
side
of
fries
with
my
burger
for
dinner. "
#LoveAtFirstBite
【#LoveAtFirstBite】

10.
"Just
had
a
healthy,
balanced
dinner. . .
a
burger
in
one
hand
and
a
beer
in
the
other. "
#ModerationIsKey
【#ModerationIsKey】

11.
"If
anyone
needs
me,
I'll
be
taking
a
nap
after
that
Thanksgiving-level
dinner
I
just
devoured. . .
in
August. "
#NeverTooEarly
【#NeverTooEarly】

1
2.
"My
version
of
fine
dining
involves
paper
plates
and
plastic
utensils. "
#ClassyLady
【#ClassyLady】

1
3.
"I
can't
decide
if
I
should
go
on
a
run
or
just
accept
that
my
dinner
was
three
slices
of
pizza
and
call
it
a
day. "
#NoRegrets
【#NoRegrets】

1
4.
"I
don't
always
cook
dinner,
but
when
I
do. . .
it's
probably
burnt. "
#MasterChef
【#MasterChef】

1
5.
"I
was
going
to
make
a
healthy
dinner,
but
then
I
remembered
pizza
exists. "
#Priorities
【#Priorities】

1
6.
"I
never
thought
I'd
say
this,
but. . .
I
miss
cafeteria
food. "
#CollegeDays
【#CollegeDays】

1
7.
"If
you're
looking
for
me,
I'll
be
hiding
in
the
bathroom
until
the
dishes
are
done. . .
aka
never
leaving. "
#DishDutySucks
【#DishDutySucks】

1
8.
"I
was
feeling
so
good
about
myself
for
making
a
homemade
dinner. . .
until
I
remembered
I
used
boxed
mac
and
cheese. "
#CulinaryGenius
【#CulinaryGenius】

1
9.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
Italian
grandmother
just
disowned
me
after
seeing
the
store-bought
pasta
sauce
I
used
for
dinner. "
#FamilyDrama
【#FamilyDrama】

20.
"Just
finished
my
dinner
and
now
I'm
ready
to
face
my
greatest
challenge. . .
standing
up
and
walking
to
the
couch. "
#FoodComa
【#FoodComa】